| Name | Joe Thompson |
| NickNames | Bananas, Monobrow, Smallcock, BumBoy |
| Quotes | Listen up guys. |
| Position | Back |
| Best Rugby Moment | Trying to get the guys attention at half time |
| Worst Rugby Moment | Being told to f**k off by the guys at half time |
| Playing Honours | Yorkshire Schools U12-U18 |
| Previous Clubs | Wath |
| Year Started Playing | Age 8 |
| Epitaph | Bloody nice bloke, bit of a drip though! |
| Other Info | Soft as clarts. Only recently stopped wetting the bed. |
| Height | 5-11 |
| Weight | 12.5 Stone |
| Date of Birth | 18/12/1980 |
| Player Statistics - Summary | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Matches | Avg Rating | MOM | Tries | Total Points | Yellow | Red |
| 2005 | 19 | 6.47 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 0 | 0 |
| 2004 | 23 | 6.63 | 1 | 2 | 56 | 0 | 0 |
